Lab Vodka

There once was a man so smooth that the very ocean would lay flat at his behest. Fluent in every language of love, he could charm anyone with his silver tongue, but this lifestyle was not enough for this man who sought something deeper within his soul. Smooth as a fox and sly as the devil, this man had a thirst for something with a velvety finish. He searched high and low, far and wide, yet couldn't find a quench for his desire. He knew that he wasn't alone with this longing and wouldn't stop until he found the perfect, effortless liquor to extinguish the flames of his insatiable appetite.